My own Bash.org

You guys know of Bash.org? That insanely hilarious website that stores insanely hilarious quotes from IRC users?

I've been hanging around in a friend's channel, just newly set up, and I've just rediscovered how fun IRC can be. It's like Bash.org happening to yourself.

Nothing like this ever happens on MSN, funnily enough.

Warning: Vulgarities abound. Anyone who's easily offended, please leave and, hopefully, never come back again.

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A discussion on Jay Chou

Me: jay chou is hot hot hot
Me: i'd pay to fuck jay chou, dammit
Person 1: well u can't
Me: y not?
Person 1: he's gay
Me: fuck u asshole
Person 1: tt's why i say he's gay, he's fucking my asshole now
Me: i am SO saving this!
Person 1: fuck
Person 1: no i'm not fucking gay! he is!



A conversation on tampons

Person 2: i always wonder how a tiny tampon can soak up so much blood
Me: well girls actually bleed only abt a cup of blood during the whole week of menses. supposedly.
Me: and we change our tampons every 8 hrs, can. not leave it in for one whole wk.
Person 2: wat kind of cup?
Me: cooking cups lah. abt 300 ml i tink
Person 2: imagine how many lives that cld save if it was donated



Discussing gory ways of killing off an irritating bastard in the channel

Person 3: feel like chopping off his body parts
Person 3: cm by cm
Person 3: starting from the fingers so he cant come in and type crap
Me: how abt chopping off his balls and marinating them in tomato sauce and making him eat them?
Person 4: why u so kind must marinate? make him eat raw lah
Person 5: i know i know
Person 5: i'll slam my cock into his face and kill him with it bcos its so huge
Me: u dun have to put it right into his face la
Me: the stink will kill him 10m away
Person 4: EAU DE TOILETTE - ESSENCE OF SMEGMA



Random conversation

Person 6 : hey sheena why so quiet?
Me [trying to be cheeky]: shut up n dun disturb me, i'm wanking off to christy chung pics
Person 6: ...
Person 6: andy i dunno wat u trying to do but put sheena back on
Person 6: and does sheena know ure doing this???