URGENT!
Dear all:
My phone recently got stolen, and with it all my numbers. So if I've been uncontactable, or if you've been expecting me to contact you but I haven't, well, this is the reason why. But I've finally gotten a replacement phone, so please please sms me with your name so I can get your numbers back. Or you can drop me an email with your number, it makes no difference.
Having said all that, I hope the motherfucker who stole my phone gets the worst haemorrhoids in the world. And then gets ass-raped with all his haemorrhoids. Chee bye, my phone is a pathetic Panasonic X66, it's not even worth 30 bucks if you sell it, still want to steal it.
All my contacts, my photos, gone! Fuck you, you goddamned thief! I hope you burn in hell for all eternity!
My phone recently got stolen, and with it all my numbers. So if I've been uncontactable, or if you've been expecting me to contact you but I haven't, well, this is the reason why. But I've finally gotten a replacement phone, so please please sms me with your name so I can get your numbers back. Or you can drop me an email with your number, it makes no difference.
Having said all that, I hope the motherfucker who stole my phone gets the worst haemorrhoids in the world. And then gets ass-raped with all his haemorrhoids. Chee bye, my phone is a pathetic Panasonic X66, it's not even worth 30 bucks if you sell it, still want to steal it.
All my contacts, my photos, gone! Fuck you, you goddamned thief! I hope you burn in hell for all eternity!
posted by Sheena @ 7:29 PM
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